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Just a small bite

smallBite
Sometimes I just want a small bite.

Push

Push: Cats are assholes
Sometimes cats are just a-holes.

Señorito Cara De pizza

They say you are what you eat. That’s why I have a pizza face. People call me “Señorito Cara De Pizza” and I am delicioso!

Every time I offer some of my food.

Every time I offer some of my burrito, this is what is going on in my head. Yeah, I know, ‘Then why do you even offer?’. Manners, man! Politeness is my curse.

Sorry for the… overuse of old memes. Sorry for the popular culture stuff. Sorry for the huge face. Sorry for the things I said. Sorry for the things I hid. Sorry for being drunk and reckless. Sorry for breaking your heart. Sorry for being the worst. Sorry for giving up. Sorry I kept you in a prison. Sorry for not being man enough. Sorry for not feeling anything.